Have you ever seen the movie Gremlins? It’s an 80s horror-comedy about these cute little creatures that suddenly turn into vicious monsters if you feed them after midnight.
It’s a movie about cats, am I right?
If you’re a cat owner, you know exactly what I’m talking about.
Sweet little MowMow is the world’s greatest kitty cat, full of love and fluff and cuddles for all. Just never -ever- touch his belly, and be prepared to use superhuman levels of patience when it is time for bed.
Once bedtime arrives, little MowMow suddenly changes into the dreaded NIGHTBEAST: Bringer of Terror, Destroyer of Dreams.
I know that Gabby would get up on our dresser and proceed to rifle through the makeup bag, knocking eyeliners and lipsticks every which way.
Then there was the racetrack…
At exactly NotTheTime O’Clock, when we are sound asleep, Gabby runs this little circuit.
She starts off by the couch and comes rushing into the bedroom. She vaults from the floor to the bed right next to mommy’s head, and quickly jumps up on the headboard.
She skitters across that and jumps off, landing on the bed very near daddy’s head, then its off and around the bed, out of the room, around the couch, and it begins again.
The most annoying thing, though, was the scratching at the mirror.
She would get up on her hind paws and start frantically clawing at the mirror with the most intense look on her face.
This wouldn’t be so bad except that the dresser mirror sits about an inch off of the wall, and her pawing sends it slamming into the wall. Repeatedly.
Dead asleep, and then Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Why do our cats do these things?
Most people think cats are nocturnal – that is not true. Cats are actually crepuscular, meaning they are most active in the twilight hours of dusk and dawn.
Contrary to what a lot of people think, cats enjoy sleeping at night. They also enjoy sleeping during the day. And just sleeping in general.
So why, then, is your cat up in the middle of night, having transformed into the dreaded Nightbeast?
It could be a couple of things.
If you segregate your cat from you when you sleep, your cat is probably clanging and banging around to get you’re attention because they’re lonely.
Just because cats seem independent doesn’t mean they don’t want companionship. Your cat might want to sleep at night as much as you do, they just want it to be a group activity.
Try giving your cat free passage to your room when you sleep.
But my cat DOES have access to my room!
Then perhaps its a case of pent up energy.
Have you ever had a super stressful day at work, or an unexpected bill hit that you weren’t ready to cover, and now you’re laying in bed and you can’t sleep?
Your mind is racing, and you just want to sleep, but your brain won’t let you.
Something very similar happens to your cat! Cat’s need to predate (more on that here), and if they don’t get their hunt on they start to act out.
Your cat is being a jerk at 2 am because, “Hey!! Hooman! Play!?!”
They can’t sleep and they just want to run around a bit.
Just before brushing your teeth, try spending 15 minutes with your cat playing chase, or using a feather wand toy to stimulate them and get all of their energy out.
Play until your cat stop playing. Then brush your teeth and go to bed.
Perhaps this will satiate the Nightbeast.